When I was in my teens, some ageist and insecure heaux told me that I better find a man before turning 30, because after that I would be officially «gay dead» and no one wants a man over 30.
Years later, I found out that he had to stay at least 1000 ft away from a school, and that his advice was as valuable as tact is to the current POTUS.
Also, many years later, I happened to find a particular gentleman over 30 very attractive, and married him.
So join me and my husband as we ironically celebrate my gay death and look forward to an afterlife free of things like:
+ worrying about the inevitability of old age
+ the south florida dating scene
+ dealing with tricks who think looks are everything
+ toxic mascul...inity culture that prioritizes superficial conformity to archaic gender roles as the ultimate display of attractiveness
+ looking for love out of fear of being alone instead of genuine fascination in exploring the humanity of someone who sees your true self and doesn't run away screaming.
There will be lots of drinking and lots of videogames.
Hope you can make it! See you there!